nomadic69

SO today, i had a little free time to be creative so I thought i'd get a head start with my bio for Spelling Bee. There are two options:

FIRST OPTION

Kenney has worked with several of Sydney’s leading amateur theatrical societies over the past 6 years. His premiere role of ‘Man With Clipboard!’ in ‘42nd Street’ (MMS) remains to this date, his most challenging and exciting role. Since then, he has appeared in, directed and/or produced several Australian Amateur Premieres including ‘CATS’, ‘The Producers’, ‘Class of 77’, ‘The Jungle Book’, ‘The Wedding Singer’, ‘RENT’, ‘Bat Boy’…

Kenneth is a published comic artist and designs prints for woman’s intimates including brands such as Davenport, Crystelle and Lovable. His short films have been screened internationally and appeared as finalists in Sydney festivals.

Placing first in the 2009 Macarthur Playwriting Festival was his latest short play ‘nine-thirty-six’. His next theatrical endeavour will be producing & directing the John Kolvenbach play; Love Song with Bump In Productions in May.


SECOND OPTION

Mr Ogilvie comes to us with an atrocious onslaught of horrendous acting displays and woeful singing skills. He has gained a notorious name for himself; devastating musical societies throughout Sydney, leaving behind him augmented paper trails and disgruntled theatre patrons in his wake.

He was fired from his last position of director after insisting the cast learn their lines backwards and speak in Spanish yelling profanity at the audience.

Do yourself a favour and immediately leave this theatre. Do not subject yourself to his misguided interpretation of one of the 20th century’s most celebrated characters in musical literature. Flee like a Man who is holding a Clipboard!

It is imperative to note that even though you may suspect his endeavours are a misguided attempt at individuality, do not be fooled! Mr Ogilvie is an evil, malevolent man who, if perchanced upon a small child innocently enjoying a humbug or licorice swirl, would most likely snatch it off them and hold it above their heads for his own amusement - given his height advantage.

Well, what do we all think? *he asked no-one*

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