Thursday, June 24, 2010

Which idiot stapled your passport?

You will need to forgive my lack of muli timezone juggling skills.

I understand it has been more than 24 hours since my last post, but its like 8am here in LA atm. So technically I've got no clue whats going on.

Leila and I drove our way into Sydney from Wollongong after getting up at an hour that caused my balance to wobble. The car ride was cork free. I felt however there needed to be more cork. Oh well, there shall be much cork on my return, hopefully.

Check in lasted for ever. I was behind two teens who had brought a surfboard with them. Not your average garden variety sized board, but one massive mother fucker. Anyway it took ages. So I had time for the most delicious cookie I've ever had with a coffee before boarding the 14 hour flight to LA.

OH! The surfers just walked passed me. Inconsiderate teens. And our flight is now delayed, so no broadway for me tonight.

The flight went super fast. Perhaps it was the personal television screen with remote control access to like a gagillion different films/tv shows/games. I caught up on so many movies and shows the time flew past like it was 13 hours. I think the highlight was Robin William's impression of Christopher Walken in a porn film. Had me in stitches.

What wasn't very funny was the guy two rows up from me who nearly died from some kind of heart malfunction. Turns out, there were three doctors onboard. One was sitting directly behind him.

Now, Im reduced to more waiting around in flip flops until the flight takes off for New York.

Fruit of the Moment: Mrs Fields

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